Ah, care for a massage in the spa? No? Suit yourself. I’ll probably grab a quick one after I see you out then. I should be getting back to work soon — my piece on the real first ascent of Everest has a ways to go. (I won’t say who, exactly, but the distinguished party hails from a nation that begins with “Mex” and ends with “ico.”) So that’s the tour, more or less. Nothing fancy, really — just your average niche action sports media publication editorial offices. There are more rooms, but nothing particularly noteworthy. Come back again for a sesh on the house boulder — we imported it from Hueco at no small expense. Another time! I should really get back to work! It was great to see you — grab a copy of the latest issue on your way out, Hanna will have some extras.