Climbing

Snake Bit at Turkey Tank

By David Sweetland

Photos by Will Toms

Turkey Tank, near Flagstaff, Arizona, is one of the primo bouldering / trad top rope spots to be seen, touched, or tasted, at least in my limited travels across America. I have moved over stone since the mid 1970's, I've been from a sweet spot to learn this game at Cosumnes River Gorge outside Placerville, California (my sipapu or coming out place), to, a little further down the road Sacramento's or Roseville's Deer Park (you walk in to be greeted by an overhanging, 5.10 finger crack, twenty feet tall).

To the west of the west (Robinson Jeffers poem), near the Big Sur coast, is Morro Bay's Quarry. Wo, the view out over the estuary then sandspit to the Great Pacific. My pilgrimage has led me to Stony Point sandstone in the southern smog infested straitjacket of Lost Angels. A hajj for the seeker would be incomplete without Meccas like Tahquitz and Suicide, Joshua Tree, Yosemite and Tuolomne Meadows, Donner Summit and Lovers Leap, Eldorado Canyon or Rocky Mountain National Park. These shrines are grand scale. I'm talking here small scale.

Like wide open spaces as the Dixie Chicks would say, Fort Collins Colorado and Horsetooth. I once met John Gill at a market in Boulder in about 1978. He was one chiseled dude. Mr. Gill looked to me like an Anasazi rock art anthromorph: mammoth upside down pyramid with a head on top, two skinny but stout legs, and arms like flexable ponderosa pines. Back to my journeyman's travel log: nearly east of the east is the Gunks. Megalithic.

The Gunks sport great bouldering and top ropes — P-38 is a five star 5.10 splitter right up from the trail. Hell, great is why the New Paltz quartzite rock band is a Trad Kaaba. All of these convergence zones ring of good earthy vibes. Like incense to the spirit. Time to taste Turkey Tank. This place may beat 'em all, to me anyway, hands down. And the snake is the reason why.

Turkey Tank is a basalt wadi surrounded by awesome geology for you crag minded souls. Good landings, plenty of room for sketch pads, twenty to forty foot vertical, with a few very clean aretes. Overhangs? You bet! The view? Depends on whether you want the skyline . . . or the snake.

I've been at this rock game long enough to know — feel — my elbows don't like to crank hard anymore. These joints hurt as I type out this memo. No joke. Even maximum strength horse linament won't help (Absorbene Elephant strength), DSMO neither (I hate this stuff, makes my skin turn yellow and my breath smells like rotten garlic). A cocktail of vitamin C, Glucosamine, Condtroitin, and Boswillin does little better. I've broke both elbows, one in a mountain bike endo on a single track steep descent, and the other — I don't want to talk about it but it happened in St. George, Utah at a truck stop as I was dieseling up our Ford one ton pick up after building a climbing wall in Buena Vista, Colorado, or as the FM radio country western station (Eagle Country 104) calls the town at eight thousand feet elevation, Beuna Vista. I didn't see any snakes in Beuna Vista nor at one of their hangs, Turtle Rock. "OK," you say, 'tell me about Turkey Tanks. What's the snake got to do with it?"

 

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Photo by Nathaniel Walker

My guide to Turkey Tank said, tank, means a watering hole for cattle or horses. Wild west lingo. Turkey Tank is two miles from my new hacienda as Anna's Hummingbird would fly. A big wild Thanksgiving poultry would take the highway, it is easier. Leupp Road heads up toward the Navajo Reservation, then onto Hopi land on Black Mesa. My friend Willy drove me over to The Tank one cool day this past fall. You cross the drop down fence at the national forest service sign on the right side of the road heading toward the town of Leupp from Flag. Once you cross the fense, put the it back up to keep the cows in. Drive up the dusty dirt road a mile, then walk a half mile over bovine pies to the volcanic gorge. When I saw the place I about dropped my own bovine pie. Fine locale for my compadre to do his rocky yoga. For me I just wanted to gaze at the snake.

What snake? The one on the wall. I was face to face with a petroglyph roughly a thousand years old. Weird, earlier that week I had found an Anasazi pot shard, the inside was sooty gray but shiny varnish, the outside painted black on white with a serpent sketched by the artist using ink concocted by plant or mineral dyes. Another thousand year old reptile. As Indiana Jones would say, "I hate snakes." I'm not that extreme, but . . . one day a decade back, pal Greg Auchenbach, a herpetologist, was catching rattle snakes like you or I might catch ground balls at baseball practice. No problem to Auchy. "Look at those heat seeking glands" my crazy compadre said. Ray Wylie Hubbard's song Snake Farm comes to mind, "ugh, snake farm, just sounds nasty." But a snake carved on the lava wall is different. I was mesmerized. My finger lightly traced the rough slithering groove and for a moment I was, well, snake bit. Not all there. Where'd I go? Not sure, but some place below the surface. I had no intention to rock climb now. I just wanted to view the whole gallery of prehistoric art, mazes and spirals and lizards, especially the snake.

Photo by Will Toms

Will told me about a large rattler he saw first thing one summer day at Turkey Tank at the base of the huge dihedral we were standing at. There is a bunch of rough igneous cobble and boulders deep inside the chimney, all the way up. He said later that morning the same pit viper was at the top of that climb. I was tuned in, dialed in, and listening to what my amigo said. When is the Hopi snake dance ceremony?

A final comment on ancient Native American art or habitations: I know of a climbing spot out west, on the California coast that has right smack dab in the center of a nice slab often ascended by climbers, a much fadded ancient star burst symbol. We locals know such a beauty of art is there. But the tourists who read of this site in the local guidebook (there is NO MENTION OF THE PICTOGRAPH in the guidebook!!!) have no idea. Their soft rubber climbing boots scrubbed over the diagram errase the image more and more until one day this piece of art as valuable as a Piccaso is gone for good. The moral is, 1) know that any rock we climb on could once very well of been an Indian location of habitation, of sacrifice or worship, or a fine place to practise art. Pay attention, do your homework. I do not want to damage someone else's art, especially a thousand year old relic. 2) Be willing to educate those on the rock about such finds — even if this means you become the bad guy or gal. I know at Lovers Leap and in Yosemite there are crags we cannot climb due to eagle or falcon nests. Joshua Tree has several sites off limits due to N.A. petroglyphs or pictographs. I'm very much OK with this. The archaic Indians were there first and they, even today, hold the privilege to these places. Such stone is sanctum sanctorum to the Native American. and #4) Read the petroglyphs.us web site for a short course on prehistoric Native American art of all kinds and how to not destroy such art.

 
 

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