Unbelayvable: Two-Minutes of Selfies

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Avoid cheesy photos and dangerous situations by asking a stranger to take your picture. Photo: hollywata/Flickr; http://ow.ly/InuWQ

>> I saw an inexperienced belayer take out her phone and take selfies for two full minutes. Soon enough, a man approached and informed her that she needed to put her phone away to give her friend a proper belay. She argued that her friend was a good climber and wouldn’t fall, and that even if she did fall, she had good reflexes and could catch the rope in time. She told him in no uncertain terms that her belay habits were none of his business.—Maria P., via Climbing.com

LESSON: A good belayer should always pay attention to her climber and always keep her hand on the brake strand. A good belayer should never take selfies, no matter how cute they look. Climbing falls can happen suddenly and be beyond the climber’s control. With a tube-style belay device, a rope not held in the brake position will begin pulling through the device immediately. Even if you do manage to grab it and arrest the fall, you’ll likely suffer some nasty rope burn in the process. And if someone offers you advice, they're trying to help. Take a moment to think critically about the situation before telling them off.

>> I saw some guys climbing on plastic yellow rope from the hardware store. They were excited about how cheap it was. They were even using a grigri.—Kenneth Laing Herdy, via Facebook

LESSON: It’s absolutely essential to always use climbing gear designed, tested, and rated for climbing. A cheap hardware store rope will break under small loads, is not abrasion resistant, likely will not function properly with a grigri’s camming device, will not stretch in a fall, and is absolutely not designed or rated for climbing. Your rope is the most important piece in your safety system, without it nothing else works. No amount of money saved is worth a climber’s life.

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