Unbelayvable: Bouldering is Not a Team Sport


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>>We saw a climber being “assisted” through the crux of the 25-foot highball Heavenly Path (V1) in Bishop, California. She used a guy’s legs as handholds to pull herself onto the delicate slab toward the top. He was hanging below the lip in order to assist her. Before that it would’ve been an easy downclimb. After, she found herself in a committed position from which a fall would have been dangerous. And, once again, she was unable to climb it. She had to continue climbing the guy to reach the top. I know of at least two people that had to be carried out on stretchers by Search and Rescue from falling off the top of this very climb, and one broke their back.—Denise Tucker, via email


LESSON: There are situations where it’s OK to use artificial means (usually pulling on draws or trad gear) to skip a difficult section of a climb. Highball bouldering is not one of them. If you can’t finish a tall problem, just quit and downclimb! Don’t lug yourself to higher, more dangerous heights. And don’t yank on people above you. A big fall is dangerous enough without another climber taking the same fall and landing on top of you.

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