April Fools: West Virginia To Flood Valley and Create New Deep-Water Soloing Zone

The plan was pushed through despite opposition from by several members on the board of the Dulton Chamber of Commerce.

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This past week, the local Chamber of Commerce in Dulton Country, West Virginia, approved a radical recreation and water-usage plan. The plan calls for the flooding of 45 acres of the Goetze River Valley for a drinking water reservoir, but also for the creation of a special deep-water soloing zone, also known as psicobloc.

Defined as free soloing over water, psicobloc is all the rage in climbing communities, from Mallorca to Pennsylvania to Mongolia. The plan in Dulton Country will create roughly 120 new psicobloc routes on pristine sandstone at the Never Say Never crag, a mile-long cliff.

Initial opposition to the plan put forth a few valid concerns. There was a Children’s Autism Center along the river that served local communities. There was a homeless shelter, a drug rehabilitation facility, and two local churches that also sat at the bottom of the river valley. But now, these buildings will be fully submerged and forced to shut down. 

Local climbers agreed these were some great services, but felt that “the sick gnar potential” of psicobloc routes in their backyard was more important. It helped that climbers overcame the opposition by installing a few dirtbags to the Dulton Chamber of Commerce over the past few years.

The non-climbing members of the Chamber Board eventually came around. A report put forth by the Chamber concluded that the revenue generated at the local hospital from all the spinal and neck injuries, as a result of climbers cartwheeling over 60 feet into the water, would put $1.2 million into the local coffers. As proof of concept, the Chamber said that it was immediately contacted by the Rifle Climbers Association and the state authorities that manage the New River Gorge, both seeking to learn more about the audacious plan. 

But not all climbers were happy.

Local climber Bryan “Buster” McHaughty, was upset about the development. “I just put up two amazing routes at that crag last month. One was a super classic 5.11 on this amazing arete feature. I used all natural gear.” 

McHaughty is a trad climber, but according to his sport-climber girlfriend, “the route was absolute shit. Buster always has the developer’s bias. Last year, he was spraying about his 4-star routes on Mountain Project and was devastated when the only comment read, ‘This route is a terd. Our world would be better if it never existed.’ That comment had fifteen thumbs-up.”