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Presenting Cragsters, a series of illustrations and descriptions by Adam Nawrot of climber-types. Cut ’em out, collect ’em, laugh, cry, or rage—just remember, don’t judge, because we’ve all been one type of Cragster or another.
“TSSSAAATTT!” The cry of the Crag Royal bounces off the cliffs. Fret not, however, for she is only performing a vocal display to let others know she’s #tryingrealrealhard. The Crag Royal typically sticks to one-pitch sport routes free of pesky distractions like anchor-building, route-finding, and topouts, freeing her to focus on “fingerlock gastons,” Egyptians, kneescums, and advanced stick- and rodeo-clipping. You may occasionally find her plugging trad pro as long as it’s no larger than hand size, the rock is perfect, the approach is sub-10-minutes, and someone is there to ‘Gram it. You’ll also find her enjoying #vanlife in her 60K Sprinter, freelancing on the road at some vaguely defined tech job, and taking up two parking spaces at the cliff.
- Top 100 placement in the USA on 8a.nu
- Fresh meat on the climber-dating scene
- Finding a secret new crux kneescum on Chuff-O-Rama-Thon
- Holiday grades, everywhere—everywhere!
- 4WD and 16-inch-lift Sprinter upgrade
- Rifle, Colorado
- Red River Gorge, Kentucky
- Rumney, New Hampshire
- Smith Rock, Oregon
- Squamish, British Columbia
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Anywhere you can yell “¡A muerte!” with abandon
- Belay glasses
- Rest day