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Fancy yourself a climbing humorist? Then we need your help! Email firstname.lastname@example.org with your caption for this cartoon by Jordan Peterson (@jordankpeterson_ ). The best caption, as determined by Climbing’s staff, wins a new Petzl Meteor—a lightweight helmet with enhanced protection for climbing, mountaineering, and ski touring. (Only available within the US.)