Climbing Caption Contest Winner and Honorable Mentions (Winter 2020 Edition)

Jordan K. Peterson

Russell Mayes is the winner of our Caption Contest, which we roll out each issue with hilarious cartoons from Jordan Peterson (@jordankpeterson_)—stay tuned to and Climbing’s social channels for more. For this winning caption, Russell wins a Session Harness from Wild Country.

Honorable Mentions:

  • “I told you Gritstone sucked.” —Nathaniel Ferg
  • “Welp, next time remind me to grab my shoes, and I’ll remind you to grab a helmet.” —Isac Fresquez
  • “You still want some slack?” —Kyran Keisling
  • “Came back for more quickdraws?” —Viktor Harangi
  • “Alright, let me lead this one….we gotta keep training for 24HHH.” —Amanda Smith
  • “Looks cooler when Ondra does it.” —David Cerna
  • “No, you are not Spiderman. And no, I’m not going to kiss you.” —Eric Young
  • “Are you in a good spot? I need to check my ATC.” —Alex Dexter
  • “If I just dirt-you, you won’t learn anything. Let the blood flow to your head, then I’ll let you down.” —Adam Markert
  • “I have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…” —Bryan Duggan
  • “You want the beta now?” —Nate Gempesaw-Pangan
  • “I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!” —Joe Sexton
  • “Should’ve tried the Ondra scream.” —@cage_91
  • “Just checking if gravity works, huh?” —@timgray852403
  • “That’s not what I meant, when I said use your feet.” —@adventure_darin
  • “Did you say ‘Take’?” —@downwthebourgeoisie
  • “We’re not going to beat the Nose record like that, Tommy.” —@mr.walczak
  • “Damn, I thought I had this. Mountain Project said this was 10d and Satchel Friedman flashed it in his Mythos.” —@_nickandrew
  • “Don’t worry, this happens all the time in the Front Range.” —@torianclimbsrocks
  • “I said ‘Dyno,” not ‘Die now!’” —@bobbathy
  • “Dude, was that on purpose?” —@ally_seal_
  • “Hand over the lunch money!” —@sssarahz